I’m not entirely sure I should be allowed to have time off. As soon as vacation begins, my brain drains out through my ears and I become incapable of doing anything productive. I woke up yesterday at the beginning of my six day respite from the office and did the following:
- Watched Sesame Street, not ironically. (Still a great show).
- Watched Live with Kelly and Michael. (Still a bad show).
- Read an Jane Evanovich book in one sitting. For a fun drinking game in reading Love Overboard, drink every time you see the words kissing, pirate’s blood, and rip those panties to shreds.
- Cried on a bus while listening to a This American Life episode.
- Floss. (Teeth hygiene is very important).
I’m also sniffling. My head feels swollen and my nose won’t stop running. This fun bodily development began yesterday morning, probably as a common symptom of “leisure sickness.” My parents’ house envelops me with home cooked meals, free laundry services and soft couches. The energy I use daily to make trains and speed walk along crowded sidewalks has all but evaporated. All that remains is a sweatpants-wearing version of myself who uses all her physical effort just to pour a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats.
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving.
In the spirit of giving thanks, I’d like to raise a glass to every parent and family member who generously welcomes home their 20-something hapless children who eat their food and spread various belongings across every room, offering nothing in return except dirty laundry and a sheepish smile. If you’re lucky, they might even tell you about their life before hoping in the car and trying to rekindle old high school relationships.
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Katelyn, I always enjoy your blogs. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your parents! Amy&Bob Kasprzak
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Thank you so much Amy! Our table is set and the turkey is in the oven. I’ll give my parents your best!! Have a wonderful Thanksgiving with your friends and family.